Fuck Spammers

While this is a good start, I would really prefer a street Justice good old fashion beatdown for this worthless piece of shit. I've been in the tech industry since the early 90's. Yep kids, with a mac plus and a 2400 baud modem. And I've dealt with so much spam most of my accounts were unusable until I switched to Gmail. Now I can even use my Frognet account, because Google understands how to implement a spam filter. I never even see most of it anymore...but I'd still love to have about ten minutes alone in a confined space with this human paraquat.

Ode to the Spam King
If you were to take a rotten egg
crack it into a bowl of diarrhea
mix thoroughly with a putrefying fish carcass
distill the liquid off, and dry the solids
reconstitute this with asparagus tinged urine of a musk ox in heat,
you'd have a sniff of how bad this man's soul smells.

I hope he dies in a car fire.

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US arrests internet 'spam king'

.. S BO --> .. S IIMA --> ..>..> Mr Soloway allegedly sent millions of e-mails on hijacked computers .. E IIMA --> .. S SF --> A man nicknamed the "spam king" for allegedly sending out millions of junk e-mails has been arrested in the US. Robert Soloway, 27, was arrested in Seattle, Washington, after being indicted on charges of mail fraud, identity theft and money laundering. Mr Soloway has pleaded not guilty to all the charges. Prosecutors say Mr Soloway became one of the world's biggest spammers, using computers secretly infected with orders to send out millions of his e-mails. .. E SF --> Such computers are known as "zombies" because their owners often have no idea they have been hijacked for another purpose. Identity theft laws According to prosecutors, Mr Soloway was responsible for tens of millions of unsolicited e-mails promoting his own company between November 2003 and May 2007. He is said to have frequently changed the web address of his internet marketing business to avoid being caught. A US lawyer said Mr Soloway was the first person to be prosecuted for sending out spam e-mails using federal laws against identity theft. Prosecutors want to seize the sum of $773,000 (£391,000) that Mr Soloway is said to have made from his firm. If convicted of all the charges, he also faces a fine of $250,000 (£126,500) and a maximum prison term of 65 years. .. E BO --> ..>..> E-mail this to a friend Printable version

Then one time at whore camp...

Holy fucking crap....this bitch should be locked up for years.
The heat-seeking mattress missile herself, has taken it upon itself to save America from their mundane lives. My god, I can't even make this crap up, read about it below.

But here's her myspace page, let's work an electronic jihad up on this how-to ho!

Here's her petition too Maybe you'd like to have her save your mundane life, or maybe you can live 45 days without this entitled, spoiled bitch-child.

Hilton backs online pardon appeal

Ms Hilton 'provides hope for young people', the petition says Hilton arrives at court

Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton is backing an online petition seeking a pardon of her 45-day prison sentence because she enlivens "mundane" lives.

The petition to California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger also claims she was being used as a scapegoat to highlight the dangers of drink-driving.

Hilton was sentenced after being found guilty of violating her probation for a drink-driving conviction.

She must start her jail term by 5 June or risk a doubling of her sentence.

'Role model'

In a message on a MySpace website, Ms Hilton apparently endorsed the online appeal, saying: "My friend Joshua started his petition, please help and sihn it (sic). I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!"

If the late Former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late Former President Richard Nixon ... we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned Online petition seeking a pardon for Paris Hilton

The petition paints Ms Hilton as a role model who "provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives".

It also draws parallels between other high-profile US figures who were forgiven for their misdeeds.

"If the late former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake," it says.

Mr Schwarzenegger's press secretary, Aaron McLear, said the governor would not become involved in any case "until the individual has exhausted their judicial remedies".

Ms Hilton's representative, Elliot Mintz, could not verify whether the MySpace message attributed to his celebrity client was genuine, but he did say the petition "appeared to be authentic".

Separately, her lawyers have said they will appeal against the sentence.

Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/americas/6637855.stm

Published: 2007/05/09 09:32:54 GMT

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